Simplify, Simplify.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70

Why would you do this to me? However, I am impressed that you wrote out every single number instead of just 1-70. Nice work, anon.

Have you ever:

1) Self harmed? No.

2) Got into a real fight? No.

3) Been too depressed to move out of your bed? No.

4) Tried to commit suicide? No.

5) Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt? Middle school man. Tough times.

6) Watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting? I wish I could say yes but I usually end up falling asleep if I stay still for that long.

7) Talked yourself out of serious trouble? I’m not a very troublesome person.

8) Accused someone of using you? No.

9) Shoplifted? No.

10) Gotten drunk/high? Honestly, no.

11) Been to a concert where your favourite artist was playing? Omg yes don’t even get me started on those stories. (Angels & Airwaves four times, blink-182 three times)

12) Skipped doing homework to play a video game? Probably, video games are much more important than school.

(Right now) Are you:

13) Suicidal? No.

14) Bored? Why else would I be doing this?

15) Avoiding someone? No.

16) Avoiding some task? Does sleeping count as a task?

17) Depressed? No.

18) Crying? No.

19) Annoyed with a friend? I’m annoyed at Shonna for living in Kansas because she’s going to end up dying in a tornado.

20) Worried and confused about something important to you? Not that I can think of.

Do you:

21) Get depressed easily? No.

22) Get jealous/envious easily? Sometimes but I usually talk myself out of it.

23) Feel listening to music can take your mind off things? Always.

24) Worry about messing about your relationships a lot? This is my public confession to never having had a single relationship ever.

25) Try hard in all your classes at school? I would fail if I didn’t.

26) Go out drinking? Negatory.

27) Smoke cigarettes? No sir.

28) Smoke weed? No ma’am.

29) Do any hard drugs? Nein.

30) If you said yes to 28 but no to 29, Why? —

31) Believe in God/Belong to a religion of your own free will? Nope.

32) Avoid people you care about because you feel you will only hurt them? I’m not sure how I would hurt them so no.

33) Agree that self harm numbs emotional pain? I cannot speak from experience.

34) Believe people deserve second chances? It’s all circumstantial. So maybe.

35) Agree with ‘An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth’? (ignoring the religious relation to that saying) Not always.

36) Think things will get better? Things can always get better.

37) Feel afraid that you have done wrong and will eventually be punished? I don’t think I’ve done too much wrong in my life. I live a very safe, sheltered existence.

38) (be honest) Do you judge people who think differently to you? (seriously, be honest) Probably? I think all people judge others. I try not to let it affect my friendships with them.

Preference in boyfriend/girlfriend:

39) Long hair OR short hair? Short.

40) (For Girls one) nice smile OR nice abs? Smile, I literally could not care less about a man’s abs.

41) (For Guys one) nice smile OR nice chest?

42) Shy OR open? Somewhere in the middle.

43) Eyes OR body? Eyes. Again, a man’s body does not affect my feelings for them.

44) Religious OR non-religious? To each their own.

45) Caring OR non-restricting of you? Wat. A guy can’t be caring and also non-restricting?

46) Straight edge OR non-straight edge? As long as they aren’t a meth cook I don’t think I would care too much.

47) Piercings OR no piercings? I prefer no piercings but I don’t care much.

48) Tattoos OR no tattoos? Either/or.

49) Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type? Definitely quiet stay-at-home. I’m not into partying so I don’t see myself being with a guy who is out binge drinking every weekend.

50) Has friends you get along with OR has parents you get along with? I try to get along with most people so both.

Would you:

51) Drink alcohol until you were drunk? I’m sure I will one day.

52) Smoke weed? Possibly if it is legalized.

53) Smoke cigarettes? Never.

54) Get even with someone who betrayed you? Probably not because I prefer to avoid conflict.

55) Forgive a boyfriend/girlfriend who deeply hurt you? By deeply do you mean that they like hurt my vagina with their giant dick or

56) Attempt to kill yourself if everything fails you? Never.

57) Keep your faith (any religious view) no matter what? …

58) Join a band as a part time activity? Maybe if I had any idea how to play any sort of instrument.

59) Feel sorry for someone who is being affected negatively from alcohol/drug abuse? Been there done that.

60) Stand up for your beliefs if someone strongly goes against them? Isn’t that the point of having beliefs

61) Go vegetarian for a month to see what is was like? I already know what it would be like. It would be depressing.

62) Fight someone who was harassing your friends/family? I’d probably fight them in some way but I’m not going to go punch them because frankly I don’t ever see that working out well for me.

63) Edit photos of yourself before posting them online? Gotta get that contrast corrected. Also Instagram is a thing that exists.

64) Put up with friends who constantly hated against something you believed in/supported? Friendship is about your similarities not your differences and all that shit.

65) Be friends with someone who was nice to you, but an ass to other people? Those are basically the only friends I’m capable of having.

66) Not like someone simply because your friend(s) didn’t like them? It’s possible if I was given enough evidence and reason for their dislike.

67) Lie to someone close to you because you don’t want them to put up with your problems? Probably.

68) Starve yourself so you fit some certain clothes? I love food too much.

69) Get surgery on any part of you? If yes then which part of you? Not elective surgery but if I have to get an appendectomy or something it’s not like I’m going to tell the doctors, “No, I think I’d rather die from my appendix bursting thank you.”

70) Sleep naked? Um yes. Is there a reason against sleeping naked?